Spicy Garlic Salsa


Sad Salsa No More

Confession time: one of the things I miss most about Texas is Tex-Mex. I know some people think it’s gross or inauthentic, but I am not one of those people.

In fact, I wish I could sit down right now with some salted chips, spicy salsa, and a frozen margarita. SoCal Mexican food is very different from what I grew up with, and I like it, too, but it’s not home.

We often have more than one jar of store bought salsa in our fridge, but nothing beats fresh, homemade salsa. And it’s healthier, too; it is lower in sodium, sugar, and has no additives!

What really amps this salsa up is the charred jalapeno. Seriously. Don’t skip this step! You can either lay the jalapeno on top of your gas burner on the stove, which is what I do, or you can put it in the broiler, just make sure to keep an eye on it so it doesn’t burn. Once your jalapeno is all black and blistery, you just need to blend up your ingredients and that’s it! I’ve included a picture of the ingredients so you can see what the jalapeno looks like after it’s been charred.

salsa ingredients

Enjoy this versatile salsa with your eggs in the morning, with your beans and rice, on top of tacos or fajitas, or to dunk your plantain chips in.


Spicy Garlic Salsa

I make a small batch for just the two adults in our family, but feel free to double up the ingredients if you want.

Equipment Needed:

  • Blender or food processor


  • 1/2 to one charred jalapeno, with or without seeds, depending on taste
  • 1/2 tomato
  • 1/3 cup tomato sauce (no added salt or sugar)
  • 1/2 tsp kosher salt
  • 1/4 onion
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 1/4 cup cilantro, roughly chopped
  • Juice of half a lime


  • Char jalapeno either on gas stovetop or in the broiler, making sure it doesn’t burn
  • Once charred, add all ingredients to blender or food processor
  • Blend until desired consistency
  • Store in airtight container in fridge for up to a week, although it never lasts longer than three days here

I hope this salsa adds some spice to your meals and snacks! Dunk away…and enjoy your pinch of crazy!



Chocolate Banana “Nice” Cream


We All Scream for Nice Cream

It is officially August, which means we are all pretty darn sick of this heat already. I am dreaming of scarves, sipping hot, foamy lattes, crunching fallen leaves with my boot heels, and enjoying the crisp autumn breeze. Sigh. Since that won’t be happening any time soon (especially here in Southern California), the best we can do is enjoy days at the pool and lots of cold, refreshing ice cream.

Traditional ice cream is obviously dairy based…not to mention loaded with refined sugars. After removing refined sugars from my diet, I noticed a monumental decrease in my anxiety; my husband even noticed a change in my temperament! I thought maybe it was coincidental, but one night, I made brownies from a box mix, and while a certain Mrs. Crocker brought chocolatey goodness, she also brought me a racing heart and mind accompanied by a sleepless night.

So where does that leave me, a self-confessed chocoholic? No desserts ever again?!?! Thankfully, no. Completing two rounds of Whole30 completely altered my palate, and now, fruit and other natural sweeteners taste so sweet to me. But even still, a banana is not a DESSERT, and I need my fix! And in this heat, I need my fix in creamy, frozen form.

This leads us to “nice” cream: a dairy free and refined sugar free frozen treat. Basically, it’s like ice cream left the party lifestyle to focus on his health and career hehe. The base is frozen bananas so you get the cold and creamy factor, then you add plenty of dates to sweeten it up. It is seriously so good; we all literally scream (and cheer) for nice cream! I hope this delicious treat satisfies your sweet tooth and cools you down this week!


Chocolate Banana “Nice” Cream

Four servings. You can either freeze the mixture for a more solid consistency, or serve immediately as milkshakes…it’s delicious either way!

Equipment Needed:

  • Measuring Spoons
  • Blender


  • 2-3 medium sized bananas, frozen for about four hours
  • One cup of almond milk
  • Three tablespoons of 100% cocoa powder
  • One tablespoon of unsweetened almond butter (peanut butter is also delicious, but alters the taste)
  • Four pitted Medjool dates


  • Combine all ingredients in blender and blend until smooth
  • Pour into a freezer safe bowl and freeze until solid
  • Or if you’re too impatient (like we are a lot of times), pour into glasses and drink as milkshakes!

Stay cool this week, eat lots of “nice” cream…and enjoy your pinch of crazy!


Dairy free Garlic Herb Ranch


The Problem with Ranch…

Alright, listen up y’all! I am from the great state of Texas, where everything is bigger and better…and covered in ranch dressing. We are pretty much raised on the stuff. I remember going out to eat with my mom, sister, and nephew who was 13 months old at the time, and he literally picked up his side of ranch dressing and drank it! My husband and I still laugh about that today; it was so cute and funny!

Personally, I don’t enjoy ranch on my salads because then you can’t actually taste the salad...go figure. However, I love to dip veggies and fries in ranch, and my husband loves it on everything! The problem with ranch (and a lot of creamy dressings you could buy at the supermarket), is that it’s really not too good for you. A serving (2 tbsps) of a popular brand name is 140 calories, and 130 of those are from fat! If you eat a 2,000 calorie diet, this is 22% of your fat intake! Instead of eating a yummy, creamy avocado, you are wasting your fat intake on a measly two tablespoons of dressing. The saturated fat level is 12% of the recommended intake, and the sodium level is 11% of the recommended intake (again, following a 2,000/day calorie intake).* It seems better to me to season our food well so that we don’t need to drown it in fatty dressing.

I will admit, though, sometimes you just need to dunk your crispy sweet potato fries into a bowl of ranch. While on Whole30, that need for cool, zesty ranch dressing drove me to try two different brands of compliant ranch dressing, and they were good, but pretty pricey. I recently decided to try my hand at making my own, and my whole family loved the results! We have used it on salads, meats, baked potatoes, and for dipping fries and veggie chips. Zemirah’s favorite is just to lick it off her fingers!

The base of this dressing is mayonnaise/aioli, so you can either make your own (which is shockingly simple!), or your other option would be to find a high quality mayonnaise at the store made with avocado oil or olive oil without a bunch of yucky additives. After that, all you really need is a blender/food processor, coconut milk, and some herbs and spices!


Dairy free Garlic Herb Ranch

This recipe makes about a cup of dressing, and could easily be doubled if you want more.


  • 1/2 cup of mayonnaise/aioli
  • 1/4 cup of full fat coconut milk (it will be thin if you get low fat)
  • 1/2 tsp of white vinegar
  • Juice of half a lemon
  • 1 scallion, cut into quarters
  • 3 tsp chopped fresh dill (or 2 tsp dry)
  • 1-2 cloves fresh garlic, depending on taste (or 1 tsp garlic powder)
  • Salt to taste
  • Black pepper to taste (I like a lot!)

Materials Needed:

  • Measuring spoons
  • Blender or food processor


  • Combine all ingredients in blender/food processor
  • Blend until smooth
  • Store in the refrigerator, in a covered container, for a week

This is a simple recipe, but I hope having my healthy, dairy free ranch on hand helps you spice up your family’s meals! Have a blessed week…and enjoy your pinch of crazy!





*Nutritional Facts of Ranch

Peanut Butter and Chocolate Overnight Oats



Hi! I’m Molly Mills; welcome to A Pinch of Crazy. I enjoy serving my family healthy meals, but sometimes life gets hectic, so every day and every meal includes “a pinch of crazy”. Since this is my first blog post, I want to share a little bit about myself.

I am a music teacher turned work-at-home mom (I decided I don’t like the phrase “stay at home” because I feel like it implies relaxation…which is definitely not the case!). My daughter, Zemirah, is eighteen months old, and the little darling of our household. My husband, David, is serving as a Sgt in the Marine Corps, but his contract is up in a few months so we will soon be in the “civilian world” again. We currently live just north of San Diego, and are hoping to move permanently to Texas once David gets out of the Corps; both of our families are from the Dallas area, and we miss them so much.

Growing up in a family of five girls, my mother certainly had her hands full with all of the meals she had to prepare. So when we were off from school during the summers, she would have each of us cook one night of the week. I remember being eight or nine-years-old and cooking meatloaf for my family using a recipe from a kids’ cookbook. Everyone loved it; my mom even said it was better than hers (which was so exciting for me to hear), and from then on, I loved cooking. I used to bake brownies and cakes from a box at a young age, and I remember cooking that meatloaf often, along with a few other simple meals. One summer when I was nineteen, I stayed with my cousin for about a month and helped take care of her kids, which included meals. It was then that I discovered how to be creative in the kitchen; coming up with meals based on what we had.

After getting married in 2014, David and I started going out to eat frequently, and consequently, I would get sick; my stomach just could not handle all the fatty, unhealthy foods we were consuming. I gained about twelve pounds in our first year and a half of marriage, and just felt miserable and sick. Then I got pregnant with our sweet Zemirah and continued to gain weight and feel sick. After getting adjusted to having a new baby, I started trying to cook healthier for us, and started really noticing what helped me feel healthy and good. Eventually I discovered Whole30, and now, having done two rounds, I have started truly loving feeding my family healthy, whole foods that are good for us.

Now, having been married for almost four years and having a toddler, I’ve come to be even more creative in the kitchen, utilizing a small budget, and healthy, wholesome ingredients. I am FAR from formally trained, but here I am: just wanting to share ideas and easy, quick, healthy recipes for other people whose lives include a pinch of crazy.

As I mentioned earlier, my husband is a marine. That usually means very early mornings; he is out the door around six every morning, sometimes earlier. What I did NOT mention is that my husband loooves breakfast. I could probably make a big breakfast every day and he wouldn’t get tired of it. He loves it. And I love my husband dearly, but I am not going to wake up at 4 AM to make him eggs, bacon, biscuits, toast, grits, etc.

Enter: the overnight oats. There are all sorts of different ways to fix overnight oats, but this way is our current favorite. Peanut butter and chocolate. Delicious, classic combo. These taste like eating a bowl of Reese’s Puffs…except healthy, and with a boost of energy. Overnight oats are the perfect solution for a breakfast-loving hubby and a sleep deprived wife. I just fix it up the night before, put it in the refrigerator, and he takes a jar with him to work. On busy mornings, Zemirah and I will share a jar, too, and she just gobbles it up! So quick, easy, and darn delicious.

Peanut Butter and Chocolate Overnight Oats

This recipe is for a single serving of oats. I typically make about five servings to last throughout the week, so gather up as many jars as you need for the servings you will be making.

Materials Needed:

  • Half pint mason jars
  • Spoon
  • Measuring cup
  • Measuring spoons


  • 1/2 cup of old-fashioned oats (quick oats will get mushy)
  • 1/2 cup of almond milk
  • 1 tablespoon of chia seeds
  • 1 tablespoon of 100% cocoa powder
  • 2 tablespoons of smooth peanut butter (with no added sugar)
  • 1/2 tablespoon of raw honey (or maple syrup if you follow a vegan diet)
  • Optional toppings:
    • a dollop of peanut butter
    • a drizzle of honey
    • chopped almonds and/or walnuts
    • sliced bananas


  • Put oats into mason jar
  • Pour milk over oats
  • Put the other ingredients (except toppings) into jar
  • Stir everything until well combined
  • Refrigerate overnight
  • Top with desired toppings
  • Enjoy cold or microwave and enjoy warm!


I hope you all enjoy these oats as much as my family does; let me know if you try them. Have a blessed week, and enjoy your pinch of crazy!